Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Savior Threatened by Godless Insurgents

Our Lord and Savior has been captured by Islamic militants in Iraq, and is being threatened with execution if America does not pull out of Iraq immediately, local sources say.

"You can tell by the pleading gesture of his arms that he is really scared," say Army officials, "but his last communication with us states that he does not wish any retaliation. He seems to think that they know not what they do."

It is believed that the Son of God was last seen having tea in a small cafe in Mosul when insurgents, armed with assault rifles, pulled up in a truck and grabbed him. Although his current condition is not known, Army officials are not particularly worried about his state.

"These terrorists should know by now that we do not negotiate with them at all. And, come on, he's Jesus! I don't think he can be killed anyway. The guy's like the Highlander or something."

Okay, I know this is a pretty blasphemous post, but if you read this article, you'll get the joke here.


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