Monday, February 14, 2005

Dragons Invade San Jose

dragons invade san jose
Originally uploaded by jd230.
While coming back from the Albertson's in downtown San Jose, my girlfriend and I cam e across a small Chinese New Year's celebration at the local Chinese restaurant. This was no parade, simply a small gathering of dragons and fireworks for a tiny eatery.

San Jose is filled with trippy little things like this, and that's one of the reasons I like living here. I will miss it sorely when I move in the summer.

Friday, February 11, 2005

Frosted Toast

Frosted Toast

One word: Ewww! This crap tastes like a stale sandwich with Oreo filling in the middle and a liberal spraying of Pop Secret butter flavoring on the toast. Why would I buy such a repulsive treat? It was only a buck.

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Our Trip To The City

Our Trip To The City

Right down the road from our hotel was this great establishment. Maybe next time we'll actually eat there.

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Savior Threatened by Godless Insurgents

Our Lord and Savior has been captured by Islamic militants in Iraq, and is being threatened with execution if America does not pull out of Iraq immediately, local sources say.

"You can tell by the pleading gesture of his arms that he is really scared," say Army officials, "but his last communication with us states that he does not wish any retaliation. He seems to think that they know not what they do."

It is believed that the Son of God was last seen having tea in a small cafe in Mosul when insurgents, armed with assault rifles, pulled up in a truck and grabbed him. Although his current condition is not known, Army officials are not particularly worried about his state.

"These terrorists should know by now that we do not negotiate with them at all. And, come on, he's Jesus! I don't think he can be killed anyway. The guy's like the Highlander or something."

Okay, I know this is a pretty blasphemous post, but if you read this article, you'll get the joke here.

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Weird thing in San Jose...

Weird thing in San Jose...

This contraption is at the Tech Museum in San Jose. I suggest you check it out.


Originally uploaded by jd230.
This is my new girlfriend Kelly. Ain't she cute? Don't you want to just pinch those rosy cheeks? Don't you want to just smack that little Scottish ass?

You don't? Then up yours, she's mine anyway. Kisses, baby.