Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Berkeley Is Just So Fuckin' Weird!


I guess it's just a slow news day in South Dakota. You know you are on the low rung of the newspaper totem pole when you have to write an op/ed piece about how strange Berkeley is. I guess that living so close to this spiritual vortex has dulled it's image to me. Also, I spent quite some time living on the streets in Berkeley. But I can't see the merit in wasting valuable print pages to it's many mysteries for a bunch of assholes living in South Dakota. Not saying that all people who live in South Dakota are assholes, just the ones who read.

Long story short: there is nothing to see in Berkeley. Unless you are amazed at watching winos piss on public buildings or are in the market for crappy tie-dyes, just stay at home and watch an old episode of That 70's Show. All that being said, I still think it is a city with one of the prettiest views of all.

1 Comments:

Blogger chance said...

berkley is a ghost town of hippies who never came down from the last majic carpet ride. timothy leary at least had the common deciency to die. the only people holding on to the tired ideas of the sixties are old bafoons hoping to sell their ceramic bongs to UCB students.

Virginia sux.

July 7, 2004 at 5:59 AM  

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