Monday, January 26, 2004

Breakdancing has just become much holier. The Big Kahuna himself, Pope John Paul II, had decreed that since artistic talent is a gift form God, and breakdancing is an art, that breakdancers are on the right side of the Big Man. This came as the Pope was treated to a breakdancing exhibition in the Vatican. As the breakers poplocked their way into heaven, the Pope waved his hands feebly and clapped after each dance. Now, if only Ozone and Turbo were there, they quite possibly would have been canonized on the spot.

I guess this means that "Beat Street" is now a blessed piece of work. No word yet on the piousness of "Rappin' Hood" though.


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