Tuesday, September 30, 2003

Sources in the Vatican have claimed that the Pope is "in a very bad way." The leader of the Catholics, who has been looking pretty rough for the last couple of years, missed his general audience last week for intestinal problems. He has had a bevy of medical problems in the past, and also suffers from Parkinson's Disease, but he won't call it quits just yet. The Vatican claims that he isn't finished doing the Lord's work, but I think it's because he's afraid of having to report in to his boss when his "review" comes. He's some explaining to do about the problems the church has been having recently. God has to be pissed at him.


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