Saturday, February 08, 2003

Vampire Prince Michael Rain is wanted in Dayton, Ohio for not registering as a sex offender. I want him just so I can ask him what's is up with his name. Is he really a vampire prince? Should he be addressed, "Your Majesty"? Are they simply stating that he is a vampire, but also a prince? Is He Michael Jackson's firstborn? Is the reference to "Rain" an homage to Prince? Is his mugshot supposed to be a 3-D image? I don't get it, folks.


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